Joke of the day.
wanderoar: roseonabeach: frostedsammy: An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?” “Yes.” “Oui.” “Sí.” “Ja.” what Took me about ten minutes to finally understand...
niallshit: if u feel sad right now look at this bunny eating a flower
i-choose-archery: kaylakay19: radstunts: ...
confusedtree: theadventuresofsirpuffington: ...
thefritch: portalgifs: ...
thepurposeismypenis: i’m not gonna tell you how to run your life but if you don’t think this looks like legolas and aragorn are getting married you’re just flat out wrong
hermeowjesty: iguanal: mydeaddog: teyuss: dingoinnuendo: click on a fucking dog any dog OH MY FUCKING GOD NO SHIBA INU LHASA APSO FUCKING CHRIST
spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
Polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
I haven't seen my girlfriend for a week and a...
I don’t get to see her until Sunday. And there are boobs all over my dash. I never thought pages and pages of boobs would make me sad